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Leave Halloween to the Professionals

halloween in vietnam

And who would like to volunteer for the Halloween committee? asks my principal at the staff meeting.  Simultaneously every American hand in the room goes up.

One Aussie bravely offers, I could, um, help with the, um, apple game?

We can’t help but laugh a little under our breaths.  That’s alright, mate, go back to shrimp on the barbey.  We’ve got this one covered.  Our principal nods understandingly.  Best leave Halloween to the Yanks.

Although PC dictates the world around us, there is a time and place to say the real, startling truth.  So here it goes: Americans are the best Halloween party planners in the world.

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