Archive | April 2015
Better than Blogging
Once upon a time there was a mosquito and a flying cockroach (yes, they do fly) who were best friends. Poor little Mozzie and Roach-o-Cock were despised by all so unfairly. “It’s not my fault that I eat blood!” cried Mozzie Moz one day. Cockie nodded, “I understand. It’s not my fault I’m so big and loathed. I just want someone to love me.” And so, kids, the moral of the story is…
Get lost, stupid bugs.
JD and I are engaged! Holy hells, internet! She-who-would-not-wed has fallen flip-flop over heel for the best guy in the world! And somehow he seems to like her, too! Woohoo!